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A Heartfelt Letter from Spur’s Uncle Lewis.

Mr -Big Drew, I am emailing you because my nephew, as you know him, Spursfan, has decided to give up on his website. Thank you for contacting me to help through that Psychic Hotline. As you are aware, I past away some time ago but Spurs was always my favorite nephew. How could I not? He looks just like me….

Can you please loan him your Ouija Board to contact me so I can smack the sh*t out of him? That boy never had any common sense. Some called him slow but I knew better. He just need to stop smoking that marijuana. -Uncle Lewis

No problem Uncle Louie. I must say, you guys look just alike. -Big Drew

Group Shot from Pamela Pucker.

Fat MoFo Drewche, you are always talking about your FaceBook harem of woman. Tell me this is not the perfect picture?

Funny. Love how Oz, Wap, Columbo creeped into the pic. AzAnon is losing his hair and Spurs is the tart in the rear. -Big Drew

The Twilight saga, SpursFanSays, you had me at Hello

Big Drew, I work for Mr. S and he called me at like 2 in the morning asking me to work your friend into the the movie. I figured I would give creds for his previous films. This is just a preliminary draft.

I just fell off my $99 Staple’s Throne. -Big Drew

Big Drew Moonlights as A Makeup Artist.

Drew, this needs to stop. We are all online friends and this has got crazy! I have a new Cochise Peace Pipe I would like to share with some sticky. -K

Not true, I am a beauty school drop out………. -Big Drew

‘WeinerGate’. NY Congressman Anthony Weiner Admits He’s Part of The He-man’s Greg Blaster Club.

“I have made terrible mistakes that have hurt the people I care about the most,” Weiner said at a tearful press conference.
“I regret not being honest about this. I was embarrassed. I was humiliated.”

WTF Weiner? You are not only a member but the President of the ‘He-man’s Greg Blast Club. I move for your immediate removal and put forth my recommendation as a loyal member, SpursFan. -Big Drew

Love at 1st sight. Ari and Kasey

Spurs even brought him a glove to do the dirty…………..

Is Richard Jefferson Really Gay from the NBA team San Antonio Spurs?

Big Drew, this is really not news. Who gives a f*ck except for AzAnon since they play for the same team. if this guy likes to smoke the baloney pony so be it. The bottom line is that he was a non factor in the NBA playoffs against the Grizzlies and now he and the Spurs have all the free time to do what they want.

Get your broom out cause the Mavs are gonna sweep the Lakers. -Big Drew